{"id":563,"date":"2026-09-16T23:15:34","date_gmt":"2026-09-16T23:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/?p=563"},"modified":"2026-09-16T23:15:35","modified_gmt":"2026-09-16T23:15:35","slug":"my-wife-and-i-found-this-on-the-bathroom-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"My wife and I found this on the bathroom floor."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My hands started shaking the moment I saw it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A gray, glistening lump on the bathroom floor, staring back at us in awful silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We whispered, argued, zoomed in on photos, our hearts racing as the possibilities grew darker and more disturbing by the minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then our cat strutted in, tail high, with that look that cha\u2026 Continues\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For a moment, the bathroom felt like the set of a low-budget horror film.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The object was small, oddly smooth, with a dull sheen that made it look almost\u2026 deliberate. My wife kept her distance,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">hovering by the door, while I leaned in closer, torn between curiosity and the urge to bleach the entire house. We joked nervously, but neither of us really laughed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We tried everything: Google image search, group chats, frantic messages to friends who \u201cwatch too many crime shows.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No one knew. Then our cat sauntered in, eyes bright, vibrating with pride. He walked straight to the mystery lump, sat down beside it like a hunter posing with a trophy. That was the moment it clicked. It wasn\u2019t supernatural, and it wasn\u2019t human.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/widgets.adskeeper.com\/?utm_source=widget_adskeeper&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=add&amp;utm_content=1939652\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/a>It was rat kidneys, a gruesome little gift from our very pleased feline roommate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My hands started shaking the moment I saw it. A gray, glistening lump on the bathroom floor, staring back at us in awful silence. We whispered, argued, zoomed in on photos, our hearts racing&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":564,"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions\/564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dailyflashnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}